restlessruskie:

modbox:

This was on my news feed a while ago and I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life.

“for liking this status, I’ve gained 100 pounds and forgotten what boobs look like.” LMAAO.

spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower

(Source: buenastardis)

And evil takes a human form in Regina George.

(Source: -kunis)

gingerhaze:

od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

(Source: johnsturturro)

(Source: ggrint)