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crimsonskyes: 2010: These Pokemon are too complicated! 2013: These Pokemon are too simple!

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:56 -0500

crimsonskyes:

2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!

2013: These Pokemon are too simple!

pokepokepewpew: by シエナ

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:14:38 -0500

pokepokepewpew:

by シエナ

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:12:40 -0500

melharington: Message to the fans

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:08:35 -0500

melharington:

Message to the fans

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:04:44 -0500

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

marissamayr: I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:10:09 -0500

marissamayr:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.

Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs. With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month. On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day. Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network. The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.

In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love. In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences. The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.

As I’ve said before, companies are all about people. Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing. I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them. That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met. He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with. His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.

Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.

http://yahoo.tumblr.com/

“From art to architecture, fashion to food—”

Lady, you forgot surprise!porn

retrobird: this damsel in distress tastes like misandry

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:55:28 -0500

retrobird:

this damsel in distress tastes like misandry

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:35:28 -0500

kiyo: by Horitomo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:34:49 -0500

kiyo:

by Horitomo

fitlatina: Irma (short film) Irma Gonzalez is an old...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:31 -0500

fitlatina:

Irma (short film)

Irma Gonzalez is an old ‘luchadora’ (female wrestler) who bears the marks of a life spent battling in the ring, performing daredevil moves. Every day she goes to the gym to rehearse the moves that made her a star. Children watch her curiously. Somewhere in the distance, a song plays: Irma was once a singer, too. In her memory, grainy images of old television clips flicker. Shot in Mexico City, the film is a tender portrait of the multi-talented luchadora and an unusual meditation on athleticism and aging.

Interview with director of Irma, Charles Fairbanks.

ladiesofthe60s: The Supremes looking stylish and in high...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:46 -0500

ladiesofthe60s:

The Supremes looking stylish and in high spirits, 1962.

nevver: Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:24 -0500

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

protocolhouseparty: illbewithhimlikeishouldbe: setting...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:35 -0500

protocolhouseparty:

illbewithhimlikeishouldbe:

setting realistic goals for your future

#im going to impreganate the statue of liberty

wecouldbelong: The last thing a young woman needs is another...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:53:26 -0500

wecouldbelong:

The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if you’re sure of yourself as a woman they say you’re a bitch whereas if you’re a man and you’re strong—willed it’s normal.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:21:04 -0500

humansofnewyork: Seen in Jackson Heights

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:19:35 -0500

humansofnewyork:

Seen in Jackson Heights

pizza-party: Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein.

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:15:31 -0500

pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:31:46 -0500

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:22:51 -0500

thequeenstons: I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie And I’m starting to feel it’s right All...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:15:29 -0500

thequeenstons:

I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie

And I’m starting to feel it’s right

All the attraction, the tension

Don’t you see baby, this is perfection

(Shakira, Shakira)